I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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