Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Hippo gnu deer
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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