i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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