If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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