what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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