I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
no you cant smoke seaweed
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Houston, we have a blender
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
