I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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