if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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