Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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