Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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