Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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