He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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