worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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