Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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