I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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