So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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