Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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