Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i believe in u and ur pee
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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