its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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