never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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