how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
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its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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