She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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