Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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