doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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