take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i dont even know how to be here
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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