I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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