he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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