I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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