I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
