This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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