therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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