Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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