I need help removing her.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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