So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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