rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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