Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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