My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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