So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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