Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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