She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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