So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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