you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
