He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
her vagine was all disorganized.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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