You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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