Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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