we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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