Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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