Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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