i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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