Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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