i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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