I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
