if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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