Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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