Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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