Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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